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Hello hello stranger,

It's been long since most of us have seen the country side and very few have ever had to even TRY the country side. People nowadays have this idea that the only way they could ever survive is by going to work and laboring throughout the day....

Now that is silly I say... Because if it was true the history of our entire civilization would date some 100 years ago or so.   

People have been surviving long before this corporate industrial revolution came to our doors and took over all the mom and paps jobs that required some straight forward simple - Hard Work ! 

But as these troublesome times and this huge MONSTER ECONOMY starts creeping up on the all powerful corporate world that all of us live in, we once again start seeing ordinary people unite and move this Humongous thing called life with their own bare hands.

This is exactly what we are doing at Hangar 88 auto repair. We offer people (ordinary people) a chance to shape up and do something about it. So we developed this truly Old-world like experience fit for the new world people that EVERYONE CAN USE. It is Called THE CASH COW. 

Smile By milking our CASH COW (like you would a normal cow) you do good to everyone:

a) You get milk

b) You take it someone you know and care about.

c) You get help from others to take the excess milk to the market place.

d) You make Money.

Let me ask you a question now - What Could Possibly Be Better?  

And let me give you an answer - Not getting your hands dirty, or even Worse getting kicked in the groin whiles trying to milk a Real Cow.

Yes yes, you got me right. This is a virtual Cow that is not dirty and doesn't kick you.

When you click on our "CASH COW" button you will get a short form to fill out consisting of name and address where you can enter anyone you know for which we will send a promotional FREE oil-change to use in our shop.

And IN RETURN - YOU will get $10 CASH in the mail if they actually come to our shop and become our clients.

I know I might sound a little out of wack by offering this to Everybody but hey, thats how they did it in the ol'days. They were CRRRAAAZZYYYY back then.

 

 

 

So Lets get Cracking then !!!   Here's your Cash cow Button - enjoy! Smile                                 

   

NOW GO AND MILK HER !!! 

 

This Message Was written and put to life by Richard Aristarchovas.  

 

P.S. You Can milk our CASH COW as many times as you like, not like the good ol'cows (not to hold that against the real cows). 

 
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